It's November '09, which means the holidays are nearly upon us, radio stations are beginning to play Christmas music, and that shrill screaming noise you hear is the sound of millions of Twilight fans pledging their undead undying devotion to their favorite vampire or werewolf. This series is nothing if not divisive and, while I do not count myself among the die hard Twi-hards, neither am I one of those who abhor it. Standing firmly (alone) in the middle ground, I gave The Twilight Saga: New Moon a postive review.

There have been many funny spoofs of this series (including a scathingly spot-on hypothesis from director Kevin Smith), but one of the funniest I've seen was from Conan O'Brien's Tonight Show.

Cop a gander and get ready to laugh.